[klondike mary] preaching to the choir, part 2

[klondike mary]

Had this conversation with a friend the other day.
She: I think the End Times must be here, and this toilet paper shortage proves it.
Me: How do you figure that?
She: Well, you know the old Gospel song "---- --- ---- -- ------ -- ------"

Disclaimer: She was not being entirely serious. Nor am I

Disclaimer #2: PUN ALERT!

[GalFisk]

Is the pun on: sanitation? Body parts? Bodily functions? Human nature? Panic buying? Ass=donkey relevant?

[klondike mary]

Is the pun on: sanitation? Body parts? Bodily functions? Human nature? Panic buying? Yope to all. Ass=donkey relevant? No. No animals in the puzzle.
GalFisk

[Balin]

Is there a pun on the words "the end"?

[klondike mary]

Is there a pun on the words "the end"? No.

[GalFisk]

Does the pun connect "end" with the human butt? Are the end times mentioned in the song?

[markobr]

Does every "-" in the song title stand for one letter? It is a song in English, right? Old: From the 19th century? Older?

Is one of the title's words "rolls"? "Paper"? "short"?

[klondike mary]

Does the pun connect "end" with the human butt? No, but.....Are the end times mentioned in the song Not in so many words, but by implication.

[klondike mary]

Does every "-" in the song title stand for one letter? YES is a song in English, right? Yes. Old: From the 19th century? I would say this. Older?

Is one of the title's words "rolls"? "Paper"? "short"? 'Roll' is correct, the others n.r. You may be on to something. Care to explore?

[JenBurdoo]

You'd think I'd know this, as I like old folk songs, but...

Roll the Old Chariot Along comes to mind, but that doesn't fit the letters. Are the first two words "Roll the?" or the third and fourth "roll in?"

Is one of the words the same as a brand of toilet paper?

Does the song, or title, refer to the end times? To what awaits after death? To Jesus?

[klondike mary]

You'd think I'd know this, as I like old folk songs, but...

Roll the Old Chariot Along comes to mind, but that doesn't fit the letters. Are the first two words "Roll the?" or the third and fourth "roll in? The 3rd word is 'roll'. Is one of the words the same as a brand of toilet paper? No.Does the song, or title, refer to the end times? Yope - not directly To what awaits after death? Yope.To Jesus? No.

[Hobbsicle]

When the Roll is Called Up Yonder?

[klondike mary]

When the Roll is Called Up Yonder?
Hobbsicle

***************SPOILER*********************
What Hobsicle said. Might have figured a fellow Texan would get it!

Well, I warned you, didn't I?

[Hobbsicle]

Haha, it's a funny one.