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[JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 12:34 am
by JenBurdoo1
It is wartime, and fresh water is so scarce aboard a submarine that the sailors are ordered not to wash. A sailor is arrested for having violated orders by washing, but insists that he hasn't. What happened?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 8:24 am
by GalFisk
Has he? Was he arrested on a technicality? Did he try to get off on a technicality? Was he arrested because he looked too clean? Used water? Was seen washing? Relevant which war? Which side?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2024 2:51 am
by JenBurdoo1
Has he? No. Was he arrested on a technicality? No. Did he try to get off on a technicality? No. Was he arrested because he looked too clean? Yes. Used water? No. Was seen washing? No. Relevant which war? No. Which side? No.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2024 9:18 am
by GalFisk
Is he actually clean? If so, because he cleaned up? Didn't get dirty? Did he slack off? Was his job not that dirty in the first place? Was there an accident? WAG: did he accidentally spill fuel on himself, cleaning off grease and grime? Did he intentionally look clean?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 3:58 am
by JenBurdoo1
Is he actually clean? Yope. If so, because he cleaned up? No. Didn't get dirty? No. Did he slack off? No. Was his job not that dirty in the first place? No. Was there an accident? No. WAG: did he accidentally spill fuel on himself, cleaning off grease and grime? No. Did he intentionally look clean? No.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 7:16 am
by GalFisk
Yope clean: is he clean at some point in time? Does he look clean but isn't? Is he dirty but in an unexpected way? Unexpected place? Is his skin yope clean? His clothing? Hair? Is he covered in red dirt/grease, but it can't be seen in the red light used to preserve dark vision?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:16 pm
by BalinTheDwarf
Is the sailor's skin color relevant?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:25 am
by JenBurdoo1
Yope clean: is he clean at some point in time? No. Does he look clean but isn't? Yes. Is he dirty but in an unexpected way? Arguably. Unexpected place? No. Is his skin yope clean? this. His clothing? Hair? Is he covered in red dirt/grease, but it can't be seen in the red light used to preserve dark vision? No.

Is the sailor's skin color relevant? No.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 12:25 pm
by BitterLemonCurry
Does he look clean on his hands? Face? Somewhere else? Has he had contact with an unusual substance? Is a medical condition relevant?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 9:54 am
by Sundowner64
Is the sailor H/A/M?
WAG: Did the sailor not get a beard for some medical reason? and the officer thought he was secretly shaving off every day?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 10:40 am
by GalFisk
Relevant what kind of dirt the non-clean-looking sailors had on them? If so: soil? Grease? Soot? Salt? Fuel? Sand? Dust? Metal shavings? Oil? Sweat? Food? Drink? Vomit? Other bodily fluids?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 6:06 am
by JenBurdoo1
Does he look clean on his hands? This. Face? Somewhere else? Has he had contact with an unusual substance? DOYD of "unusual." Is a medical condition relevant? No.

Is the sailor H/A/M? Yes.
WAG: Did the sailor not get a beard for some medical reason? and the officer thought he was secretly shaving off every day? No.

Relevant what kind of dirt the non-clean-looking sailors had on them? No. If so: soil? Pretty much everything except this. Grease? Soot? Salt? Fuel? Sand? Dust? Metal shavings? Oil? Sweat? Food? Drink? Vomit? Other bodily fluids?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 12:42 pm
by GalFisk
Does the non-grimy solder lack Grease? Soot? Salt? Fuel? Sand? Dust? Metal shavings? Oil? Sweat? Food? Drink? Vomit? Other bodily fluids? Have something else on his hands? Did he contact something that washed off any of the above? Repelled any of the above? Kept any of the above from getting in his hands? Did he wear gloves? Use Vaseline? Other protective substance?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 3:07 am
by JenBurdoo1
Does the non-grimy solder lack Grease? Soot? Salt? Fuel? Sand? Dust? Metal shavings? Oil? Sweat? Food? Drink? Vomit? He lacks everything except, possibly, food and salt. Other bodily fluids? Probably not. Have something else on his hands? No. Did he contact something that washed off any of the above? No, but... Repelled any of the above? No. Kept any of the above from getting in his hands? No. Did he wear gloves? Use Vaseline? Other protective substance? No to all.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 11:16 am
by GalFisk
Is washing off relevant? Rubbing off? Melting off? Blowing off? Freezing off? Not contacting something in the first place? Relevant what his job was? Did he touch something that became grimy instead? Did he go free once he explained what had happened? Relevant?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2024 12:30 pm
by JenBurdoo1
Is washing off relevant? Rubbing off? This is closest. Melting off? Blowing off? Freezing off? Not contacting something in the first place? Relevant what his job was? Yes. Did he touch something that became grimy instead? Yes. Did he go free once he explained what had happened? Yes. Relevant? Yes.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2024 1:04 pm
by GalFisk
Was he pulling on something? Pushing something? Turning something? Letting something slide between his fingers? Climbing something? Lifting something? Cleaning something? Greasing something? Did he make metal grimy? Wood? Fabric? Paper/cardboard? Fiber? Glass? Did anyone else do this? Did anyone else get clean? Did he touch a moving object? Such as an axle? Piston rod?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 5:18 am
by JenBurdoo1
Was he pulling on something? Pushing something? Turning something? This. Letting something slide between his fingers? And this. Climbing something? Lifting something? Cleaning something? Greasing something? Possibly this. Did he make metal grimy? Wood? Fabric? Paper/cardboard? Fiber? Glass? None of these. Did anyone else do this? No. Did anyone else get clean? No. Did he touch a moving object? Yes, but... Such as an axle? Piston rod? OTRT.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 8:49 am
by GalFisk
Did he move and object? Was the object in question bigger than a breadbox? Was it a machine? A weapon? Did he touch rubber? Leather? Plastic? Ammunition? Propellant?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:51 am
by JenBurdoo1
Did he move an object? For SVV of "move" and "object", yes. Was the object in question bigger than a breadbox? Yope. Was it a machine? A weapon? Did he touch rubber? Leather? Plastic? Ammunition? Propellant? None of these.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 10:29 am
by GalFisk
Did he touch humans? Animals? Other living things? Was he a doctor? Physical therapist? Did he touch food? Liquids? Did he touch something rotating? Reciprocating? Moving in a straight line?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:53 am
by JenBurdoo1
Did he touch humans? Animals? This. Other living things? Was he a doctor? Physical therapist? Did he touch food? This. Liquids? Did he touch something rotating? This. Reciprocating? Moving in a straight line? No to the rest.

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 11:25 am
by GalFisk
Animals: alive? Dead? Did he slaughter animals? Cook them? Were the animals rotating? Did he cause the rotating motion with his hands? Did he touch them for seconds at a time? Minutes? Hours? Did he touch meat? Skin? Fur? Feathers? Scales? Did he touch mammals? Fish? Shellfish? Mollusks? Reptiles?

Re: [JenBurdoo] Insanitary

PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 1:40 pm
by JenBurdoo1
Animals: alive? Dead? This. Did he slaughter animals? Cook them? This. Were the animals rotating? Part of them. Did he cause the rotating motion with his hands? Yes. Did he touch them for seconds at a time? This. Minutes? Hours? Did he touch meat? This. Skin? Fur? Feathers? Scales? Did he touch mammals? This. Fish? Shellfish? Mollusks? Reptiles?



Spoiler:




The sailor was ship's cook, and he had been rolling meatballs.