Neologism Dictionary

[kyeannpepper]

See below for dictionary

[peter365]

Kyeannpepper thanks a million for taking the time to post this

Reading some of these wonderful definitions really makes me laugh. We're a strange bunch really!!

[kyeannpepper]

Yeah, it was a fun project to work on. It took maybe an hour and a half, I worked on it during study halls when I didn't have much else to do. We really do have words for the craziest things in here!

[peter365]

I love the verb to 'Bluft' which is to search for an item one is actually wearing.

[neologisms]

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Acayr (v): To duck while running in a movie theater so as not to block the audience's view. Etymology: Acronym of "awkwardly crouch as you run". Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Ackla (v): To pull a hitherto unnoticed hair in your food in between your lips when you start chewing - thereby becoming aware of the hair, from the sensation created by its movement across your lips. Etymology: From Swedish "äckla" (to disgust). Coined by: GalFisk.
Altch (v): To be stuck in the middle of a sneeze. Etymology: Near-acronym of "almost atchoo". Coined by: Arek_fu.
Amfico (n): An autocorrection of a person's name that amusingly fits that person. Etymology: Acronym of "amusingly fitting corrections". Coined by: Jondahr.
Apsopobo (n): The feeling of being anxious to have puzzles $poiled so you can post new ones. Etymology: Near-acronym of "anxious to have puzzles $poiled so you can post new ones".
Ardem (n): A dream containing a factual error. Etymology: Anagram of "dream". Coined by: Balin.
Argg (v): To successfully remove the little plastic connectors out of a new pair of socks without damaging the socks. Etymology: Combination of "argh" and "argyle." Coined by: Noel.
Arnomegam (n): A person who chews with his or her mouth open. Etymology: Random word. Coined by: Pikachizzle.
Ashpo (n): A pool shot that a player cannot take due to hitting someone or something with the back end of the cue. Etymology: Acronym of "awkward shot at pool". Coined by: Enjay.
Autsnos (v): To always use the same number of stars (asterisks) with the word "SP0ILER" when sp0iling a puzzle. Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Doriana.
Azolf percentage (n): The percentage of Facebook photos of a person which that person has uploaded. Etymology: Random word beginning with "A". Coined by: Balin.
Bap (n): When you are dating, and a friend of yours has also dated. Etymology: Pab reversed. Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Begradab (v): To twist the top of a bread bag and tuck it under the loaf, thus closing the bag. Etymology: Anagram of "bread bag." Coined by: Balin.
Belowo (n): When a harmless word is censored due to the presence of a "bad" word inside it (ex. "Classic" -> "Clbuttic"). Etymology: The word itself is a sample belowo; should the word "hell" be censored to "below," the greeting "Hello" would become "Belowo". Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Bibriw (n): The feeling that your boss, co-workers or customers exclusively call or come in when you're slacking off at work. Etymology: Acronym of "big brother is watching." Coined by: Doriana.
Blabbermorph (v): To tell one's dreams. Etymology: Combination of "blab" and "morph". Coined by: Solo1/Solitaire.
Blarfingar (n): A self-referencing secret rulebreaker (i.e. a rulebreaker where you don't say it's a rulebreaker) that is disguised as a neologism puzzle. However, a blarfingar rulebreaker is unconventional in other ways too. While questions which make progress on the solution must be answered truthfully, questions which are on the wrong track can be answered in any way the host desires. Etymology: Episode of Saturday Night Live in which Betty white tells the Census taker that her name is "Blarfingar Blarfingar", albeit spelled "John Smith".
Blarp (v): 1. To collect coins. 2. To file. 3. To serve. 4. To crimp hair. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Noobdogg.
Blir (v): To look all about oneself and not see solid, dry land. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Gourami.
Blubt (v): To close one's eyes while brushing one's teeth. Etymology: Near-acronym of the Swedish phrase "Blundar när jag Borstar Tänderna" (roughly translated "I close my eyes when I brush teeth"). Coined by: Galfisk.
Bluft (v): To search for an item one is in fact wearing. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Biograd.
BP Upset (n): An upset in the NCAA Basketball Tournament, which was not picked in an individual's bracket, but which ends up helping them in their bracket contest because it hurts the other participants more than it hurts them. Etymology: "Butler-Pitt", referring to the Butler-Pittsburgh game in the Second Round (technically third, but the coiner refuses to call it that in protest of the "First Four") of the 2011 NCAA Tournament, which happened to be when said coiner realized that this situation would apply after the Bulldogs upset the Panthers, who he picked to lose in the next round to Utah State, who had already been eliminated. Coined by: Gregoryuconn
Brytec Phenomenon (n): The phenomenon of performing acts of personal hygiene extra-carefully when among peers or in a public setting. Etymology: Acronym of "brushing your teeth extra carefully." Coined by: Doriana.
Cabblepaddle (v): To eat. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Celemorph (v.): To meet a celebrity in a dream. Etymology: "Cele" from "celebrity" and "morph" referring to "being in the arms of Morpheus", or asleep. Coined by: Solitaire/Solo1.
Chacks (n): A scar on your knee. Etymology: Acronym of "childhood accident knee scar". Coined by: Doriana.
Chorbel (v): To be unable to answer the phone because of laughing. Etymology: Combination of "chortle" and "bell" (meaning "telephone"). Coined by: Solitaire.
Clarsh (v): To talk on the phone while driving. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Clodohi (v): To close a door with your hip. Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Solitaire.
Constast (v): To chew on one side of the mouth to avoid a sore tooth. Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Peter365.
Credge (n): The brief but intense feeling of panic and distress that occurs when, as a door to a house or car is closing, you spy the key(s) needed to re-open that same door inside the very house or car that is going to be locked before you can react and make the save. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Ixoye724.
Culach (n): Hatred towards a particular person, group, or supporters of the mentioned that is encouraged by a particular culture. Etymology: Acronym of "culturally acceptable hatred". Coined by: Balin.
Cyewiw (v): Closing your eyes when you shampoo/condition your hair. Etymology: Acronym of "close your eyes while I wash". Coined by: Kyeannpepper
Dawizgew (n): Rushing up to a train or bus, trying to catch it, only to watch it leave without you. Etymology: Near-acronym of "Das wäre Ihr Zug gewesen" (German for "This would have been your train"). Coined by: Doriana.
Defilo (n): A limerick defining a word. Etymology: Anagram of OEDILF (with letters in alphabetical order). Coined by: Balin.
Divowe (v): To leave dishes to dry on their own, instead of drying them with a towel. Etymology: Letters selected from "building massive towers of dishes". Coined by: Potato.
Dragreh (n): A dream about having grey hair. Etymology: Acronym of "dream on grey hair". Coined by: Potato.
Draloh (n): A dream about your teeth being messed up. Etymology: Acronym of "dream on loose teeth". Coined by: Potato.
Doufflle (v): To accidently mix up a right-fitted article of clothing with its left-fitted mate. Especially applies to shoes. Etymology: A random, yet easily pronounceable word. Coined by: jpgamer31.
Ducthic (v): To divide coffee between multiple cups for the purpose of helping it to cool down faster. Etymology: Acronym of "divide up coffee to help it cool". Coined by: Biograd.
Efkigo (n): A laptop battery with an inordinately short life. Etymology: Random word beginning with E. Coined by: Balin.
Falattah (v): To look at the time and forget moments later. Etymology: Near-anagram of acronym "lattaf" (looking at the time and forgetting). Coined by: Galfisk.
Falswe (v): To flick a light switch with your elbow. Etymology: Acronym of the definition; see "falswuh". Coined by: Solitaire.
Falswuh (v): To flick a light switch without using your hands. Etymology: Acronym of "flicking a light switch without using hands". Coined by: Peter365.
Fawry (n): The sensation that an object you're walking towards isn't actually getting closer even though you are constantly moving towards it. Etymology: Condensation of "far away". Coined by: Potato.
Fethitwosp (n): The fear that a jar of pickled anything will spill when you open it. Etymology: Acronym of "fear that it would spill". Coined by: Lynne.
Fitolatoty (n): The state of having fingers too large to type on ordinary phones, especially touch-screens. Etymology: Acronym of "fingers too large to type". Coined by: Lynne.
Flaz (v): To unfocus one's eyes, as when viewing a stereogram. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Gourami.
Flizz (v): To brush your teeth with an electric toothbrush. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Yabblesmacker.
Foltod (n): The condition of having feet too large to drive a car. Etymology: Acronym of "feet overly large too drive". Coined by: Solitaire.
Frass (v): To kick bedding off because it is too hot. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Arek_fu.
Gak (n, v): To react to something in a way that is inappropriate to what one should be paying attention to. Etymology: Coiner's initials (GAK). Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Genovaul (v): To mistake someone's grandchild for their child. Etymology: See "vaulogen". Coined by: Solo1.
Giospotip (v): To determine aspects of someone's personality by examining their Internet posts. Etymology: Acronym of "getting information on someone's personality over their Internet posts". Coined by: Cupofsun.
Glarp (v): To name a child. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Nimue.
Glerk (v): To use "jew" as a word in Scrabble. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Nimue.
Gluss (v): To butt-dial someone. Etymology: Contraction of "gluteal press". Coined by: Solitaire.
Gunwath (v): To guess a ridiculously high number in response to an estimation question, ruining the "wow effect". Etymology: Acronym of "guess a number way to high". Coined by: Doriana.
Hagtras (v): To guess an amount lower than the actual deal that someone is bragging about receiving. Etymology: Acronym of "hazards a guess that ruins a story". Coined by: Peter365.
Hiwo (v): To get the answer to an LTPF puzzle correct with a wild guess. Etymology: Random word. Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Horte (n): The feeling you get when walking on smooth floors with sweaty forefeet, while your heels are dry. Etymology: Mashup of "torr häl" (Swedish for "dry heel").
Hutars (v): To cut oneself while shaving. Etymology: Random word beginning with H, near-anagram of "hurts." Coined by: Balin.
Iobumniolnof (v): To use your middle name instead of your last name on Facebook. Etymology: Acronym of "identifying oneself by using middle name instead of last name on Facebook". Coined by: Balin.
Japer (v): To copy and paste a walkthrough on an Internet forum, as opposed to writing one yourself. Etymology: Random word. Coined by: Balin.
Jurple (v): To lick jello, yogurt, or ice cream from its wrapper before eating the rest. Etymology: Unknown, but rhymes with "purple". Coined by: Peter365.
Keti (v): To save ticket stubs. Etymology: Near-acronym of "keep ticket". Coined by: Gourami.
Klohp-jarz (v): To attempt to catch leaves falling from the trees. Etymology: Random word that is hyphenated. Coined by: Balin.
Lilder (v): To throw lit cigarette butts onto the road, usually out of car windows. Etymology: Letters taken from "littering the road with smoldering cigarette butts". Coined by: Biograd.
Loirpse (v): To officiate a wedding. Etymology: Anagram of "$poiler". Coined by: Balin.
Lolace (v): To look like a celebrity. Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Doriana.
Lolit (v): To look like a celebrity you share a name with. Etymology: Acronym of "look like them". Coined by: Doriana.
Mamiya (n): An old Hawaiian science teacher who yells at you. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Fleemco198.
Mamomo (n): A situation in which air coming from a subway grating or something like that blows your skirt up. Etymology: Near-acronym of "Marilyn Monroe moment", after the scene from the movie Seven Year Itch in which this happens to her.
Marisi (v): To look up the weather somewhere so long in advance of being there, that it is useless. Etymology: Anagram of "aimsir" (the Irish word for "weather"). Coined by: Peter365.
Medar (v): To realize, while you are dreaming, that you are dreaming; to have a lucid dream. Etymology: Anagram of "dream". Coined by: Balin.
Milver (v): To lick a knife clean. Etymology: Rhymes with "silver". Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Mupip ratio (n): The proportion of Facebook pictures in which you appear with other people. Etymology: Near-acronym of "multiple people in photos". Coined by: Doriana
Nimthim (n): A "you are here" map that is arranged on the floor in the correct orientation. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Ixoye724.
Nolefoy (n): The feeling of disappointment one experiences on their 11th birthday when they do not get their Hogwarts letter. Etymology: Near double acronym of “no letter for you”. Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Nolensac (v): To buy something from a vending machine and have it get stuck in a way you can't easily get it back. Etymology: Mixing up the phrase "Stolen Snack". Coined by: jpgamer31.
Nowinylil (n): The belief that one can only use a certain number of words in his or her lifetime. Etymology: Near-acronym of "number of words in your life is limited”. Coined by: Doriana.
Omsawo (v): To order a sandwich (or other food item) without onions. Etymology: Acronym of "order my sandwich without onions". Coined by: Doriana.
Opdofo (v): To open a door with your forearm. Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Solitaire.
Otiwast (n): The pain experienced when trying to twist off a bottle cap which requires an opener. Etymology: Acronym of "Ouch thought it was a screw top". Coined by: Peter365.
Pab (n): When you have never dated and a friend younger than you has. Etymology: From a friend of the coiner's whose initials are a palindrome (BVB): Pa from "palindrome" and b from the initials. Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Pafim (v): To make faces at your reflection in a mirror (or any other reflective surface). Etymology: Acronym of "pulling a face in the mirror." Coined by: Lynne.
Paired scrund (n): A form of scrund where a characteristic thought true of one group and false of another is actually the reverse. Etymology: See “scrund”. Coined by: Nimue.
Pepipo (n): A perfectly comfortable position when lying in bed. Etymology: Acronym of "perfect pillow position". Coined by: Jondahr.
Pfad (v): To not have solved a room in Speed Adventures after five posts, usually resulting in loss of the room. Etymology: Reverse acronym of "do all five posts". Coined by: Whirligig.
Pinicla (v): To ad-lib in iambic pentameter. Etymology: Near-reverse acronym of "ad-lib convincingly in iambic pentameter". Coined by: Kalira.
Pleak (v): To race raindrops down a car window. Etymology: Combination of "plip-plop" and "streak". Coined by: Biograd.
Poppledink (n): When two people walking toward each other step to the same side in order to let the other pass. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Hardcore.
Prashck (v): To lose "The Game". Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Fermat1601.
Pripple (v): To impersonate Sean Connery. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Ixoye724.
Pubbo (v): To pick up littered beer bottles. Etymology: Acronym of "picking up beer bottles outside". Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Pumvalefiac (v): To put malt vinegar and lemon on fish and chips. Etymology: Near-acronym of "put malt vinegar and lemon on fish and chips". Coined by: Kayleetonkslupin.
Qwert (v): To attempt to learn a foreign language by watching a foreign film with subtitles on. Etymology: The first five letters on the top row of an English keyboard. Coined by: Fermat1601.
Rarpse (v): To chew a carrot as a beaver would gnaw on a tree. Etymology: Inspired by "rerpse", which has a similar definition. Coined by: Jenburdoo.
Recripa (v): To reject a packet/bag of crisps/chips because there are too few crisps/chips in it. Etymology: Near-acronym of "reject crisps packets". Coined by: Peter365.
Remice (v): To remember something only because you remember when someone remembered it before. Etymology: From "remember twice". Coined by: Biograd.
Remmite (n): A "cat person". Etymology: Named for the coiner's favorite cat, Remington. Coined by: Kaylee.
Rerpse (v): To chew away the outer, bitterer layer of a carrot. Etymology: Random letters which do not mean anything in any language (other than the LTPF, of course); the "r" sound was used to represent the crackling sound of a carrot. Coined by: Alhucema.
Reverse gak (n, v): A reaction to a certain event that seems like an inappropriate reaction to another external event. Etymology: Subcategory of "gak." Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Ritmwohl (v): To run in the morning without a head light/head lamp. Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Sundowner.
Rwawgacop (v): To play computer games with a Wii remote. Etymology: Near-reverse acronym of "to play computer games with a Wii remote". Coined by: Whirligig.
Sagle (v): To stop at a green light while driving. Etymology: Near-acronym of "stop at a green light". Coined by: Balin.
Schnar (n, v): A loud "half-sneeze" or "aborted sneeze. Etymology: First syllable of "schnarzle". Coined by: Solitiare.
Schnarzle (v, n): To sneeze loudly and suddenly. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Solitiare.
Scrube (n): A person whose picture appears on Google Maps. Etymology: A pun on Scooby-Doo. Coined by: Peter365.
Uber scrube (n): An animal whose picture appears on Google Maps without being blurrred. Etymology: Subset of scrube. Coined by: Peter365.
Scrund (n): A misconception that persists because the relevant subject is not discussed. Etymology: Unknown, but ‘und’ from ‘misunderstanding’. Coined by: Nimue.
Active scrund (n): A scrund that is constantly thought about by the scrund-holder, but is not corrected. Etymology: Subset of ‘scrund’. Coined by: Nimue.
Passive scrund (n): A scrund that was not conscious until the subject arose. Etymology: Subset of ‘scrund’. Coined by: Nimue.
Sesiar (v): To see students wear academic robes. Etymology: Acronym of "see students in academic robes." Coined by: Doriana.
Shnace (v): To share a name with a celebrity:[/b] Etymology: Acronym of the definition. Coined by: Doriana.
Shwaz (v): To write in cursive. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Biograd.
Skeutenk (n): When one shoe is tied tighter than the other because its laces were retied after becoming undone. Etymology: Comes from "skeu-" which is part of the etymology of the word "shoe". Coined by: Quovynyte.
Sklurp period (n): The time after buying new shoes, in which one bothers to untie the laces when taking them off. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Peter365.
Slamper (v): To fill in the last word of a crossword puzzle. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Ixoye724.
Snolm (v): To sniff a small heat-generating object (such as a soldering iron or glue gun) in order to determine if said object is hot enough to use. Etymology: Random word; possibly a blend of "sniff", "snok" (Swedish slang for "nose"), and "bolma" (Swedish word for puffing smoke). Coined by: Galfisk.
Stubbite (n): A "dog person". Etymology: Named for the coiner's first dog, Stubby. Coined by: Kaygee.
Super-belowo (n): When the censorship of a harmless word creates something actually dirty (ex. the "Tyson Homosexual" incident). Etymology: See "belowo." Coined by: Gregoryuconn.
Susan (v): To spoil a puzzle on the LTPF. Etymology: Rhyming slang (Susan Boyle -> $poil). Coined by: Balin.
The Battlements (n): The concrete wall at the back of a stadium's upper deck. Etymology: From the phrase "Throw him over the battlements!" Coined by: Balin.
Tiggy (a): A person who lives in the contiguous states. Etymology: Shortened from an adjective form of "continguous" (contiguous=>contigues=>tiggy). Coined by: Solong
Tolofoli (n): An LTPF user whose username is too long to fit on one line. Etymology: Acronym of the second half of the definition. Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Toohd (v): To look/glance/stare at someone repeatedly due to something odd about them. Etymology: Variant on "two-headed". Coined by: Beachbum.
Trusum (v. pass.): To be trusted for small sums of money by business people who usually do not offer credit. Etymology: Combination of "trust" and "sum". Coined by: Solitaire/Solo1.
Twoxxy (n): When someone you know who is younger than you are gets engaged. Etymology: Combination of the word "two" and a symbolic "merging" of the two chromosome types (XX and XY). Coined by: Balin.
Ubidenail (v): To lip-sync to music listened to through headphones. Etymology: Anagram of "inaudible". Coined by: Potato.
Utsep (v): To induce general anesthesia. Etymology: Alternating letters of "put to sleep". Coined by: Biograd.
Vab (v): To try to outstare a snake. Etymology: Unknown. Coined by: Woodworm.
Vaulogen (v): To mistake someone's child for their grandchild. Etymology: Acronym of "vault over generation". Coined by: Solo1.
Vihslem (n): The sound made by an alarm clock. Etymology: Random word. Coined by: Balin.
Wadrow (v): Same as pleak, but while not inside a vehicle. Etymology: Near-acronym of "watching drop race on window". Coined by: Potato.
Wationo (n): When you are unable to try out a newly-purchased product because the circumstances don't allow for it. Etymology: Acronym of "wanna try it out now". Coined by: Doriana.
Wiccate (v): To accidentally do something at the same moment as something unrelated happens, making it appear that the wiccater was the one initiating the other event. Etymology: The words "Accidental" and "activate" smashed together and scrambled into something unrecognizable. Coined by:Galfisk
Woar (v): To wear academic robes. Etymology: Acronym of "wear academic robes", with the e replaced by an o. Coined by: Doriana.
Wohic (v): To disguise a word as a cough. Etymology: Near-acronym of “word hidden in a cough”. Coined by: Kyeannpepper.
Wostmo (n): The feeling that your train is moving when it is not, caused by an adjacent train moving in the opposite direction. Etymology: Acronym of "when opposite side train moves". Coined by: Potato.
Wumer (n): A movie reference in a conversation that the other party doesn't understand. Etymology: Acronym of "wasted movie reference" with vowels filled in. Coined by: Peter365.
Wupprem (v): Waking up just before an awaited-for occurrence in a dream. Etymology: Acronym of "waking up prematurely". Coined by: Solitaire.
Xeliar (v): To sleep diagonally across the bed. Etymology: Random word beginning with X. Coined by: Balin.
Ychythw (v, n): To act out a song in humorous interpretive dance (or the dance itself). Etymology: Acronym of "you can't hear, you think he's weird", a description of someone watching an ychythw. Coined by: Balin.
Yoctohutars (v): To cut oneself while shaving with an electric razor. Etymology: See "hutars", plus prefix "yocto-" because of the unlikeliness of this situation actually happening. Coined by: Balin.
Yofelon (n): The feeling of hope and excitement one experiences before their 11th birthday, hoping for a letter to Hogwarts. Etymology: Nolefoy reversed. Coined by: Kyeannpepper
Zarx (v): To ride a roller coaster. Etymology: Random word. Coined by: Balin.
Zoff (n): A fact found in trivia quizzes that one only knows from other quizzes. Etymology: Derived from the letters in "quiz information". Coined by: Enjay.