[Doriana] I got 143 problems

[doriana_]

I reached into my backpack and praised myself for being well prepared. Then I looked into the mirror and realized that I had made a rookie mistake.

True story, so I = Doriana = H/A/F

[GalFisk]

Was the mirror in the backpack? At home? In a bathroom? Was it a regular mirror? Makeup mirror? Pocket mirror? Did you have to look into a mirror to realize your mistake? Is makeup relevant? Did you praise yourself for being well prepared for: travel? Day-to-day life? Disaster? The unforeseen? The unlikely? The probable? Is it a mistake made by people who are rookies at being prepared? At some profession? Or hobby? Or life in general?

[doriana_]

Was the mirror in the backpack? No At home? No In a bathroom? Yes Was it a regular mirror? Yes Makeup mirror? Pocket mirror? No to these, although they would work as well Did you have to look into a mirror to realize your mistake? Not necessarily Is makeup relevant? Yes Did you praise yourself for being well prepared for: travel? Day-to-day life? Disaster? The unforeseen? No to these The unlikely? Thisish The probable? No Is it a mistake made by people who are rookies at being prepared? Yesish At some profession? Or hobby? Or life in general? No to these

[GalFisk]

The relevant makeup: something you had on previously? somethough you brought with you? Something that you wanted to have on hand in order to be prepared? Something you put on in order to be prepared? Romance relevant? Was it the wrong trousers? I mean, the wrong makeup? Was makeup put on incorrectly? Smeared? Did the rookie mistake mean it was incomplete? Impossible to use properly? Or discretely? Or at all? Damaged? Ruined? Lost? Melted? Pulverized? Soaked? Relevant what else was in the backpack? Were you traveling? Camping? Hiking? Running away?

[Sarisberie2]

Was the door open? Acting/drama relevant? Disguise? Were you inside the bathroom? Outside? In the vicinity? On a train? Was the mirror yours, somebody else's, fixed to a wall or other surface (or lying on)? Anyone else with you or relevantly nearby? Eyelashes, glasses, lenses involved? Could you have touched something on your face to discover something was amiss? Something wrong with the mirror? Had you not allowed for the mirror's reflective purposes/how a mirror works? Was the door open/ing behind you/somebody else in or coming in? Did you get mixed up about the way in/out?

[doriana_]

GalFisk
The relevant makeup: something you had on previously? Yes somethough you brought with you? Something that you wanted to have on hand in order to be prepared? Something you put on in order to be prepared? No to rest Romance relevant? No Was it the wrong trousers? I mean, the wrong makeup? Arguably Was makeup put on incorrectly? No Smeared? Yes Did the rookie mistake mean it was incomplete? Impossible to use properly? Or discretely? Or at all? Damaged? No to these Ruined? Yes Lost? Melted? Pulverized? Soaked? No to these Relevant what else was in the backpack? Yes Were you traveling? Camping? Hiking? Running away? No to all

Sarisberie
Was the door open? Irrel Acting/drama relevant? No Disguise? No Were you inside the bathroom? This Outside? In the vicinity? On a train? No Was the mirror yours, somebody else's, fixed to a wall or other surface (or lying on)? Someone else's, fixed to a wall Anyone else with you or relevantly nearby? No Eyelashes, glasses, lenses involved? Eyelashes Could you have touched something on your face to discover something was amiss? Yes Something wrong with the mirror? No Had you not allowed for the mirror's reflective purposes/how a mirror works? No Was the door open/ing behind you/somebody else in or coming in? Did you get mixed up about the way in/out? No to these

[GalFisk]

was the rookie mistake made when applying the makeup? When doing the thing you were prepared for? Was the smearing the rookie mistake? Did a relevant action cause the smearing? A relevant item? Did you reach into the backpack to take something out? Put something in?

[doriana_]

was the rookie mistake made when applying the makeup? Yes When doing the thing you were prepared for? No, potential FA Was the smearing the rookie mistake? No Did a relevant action cause the smearing? Yes A relevant item? No Did you reach into the backpack to take something out? This Put something in?

[Sundowner64]

Did you find in your backpack what you wanted to take out? did you take it out eventually? was it a piece of clothing? an umbrella?
Was there a relevant time lapse between reaching into the backpack and looking into the mirror?
Did the makeup get smeared from you reaching into the backpack? from taking off the backpack?
Weather conditions relevant? did it rain? snow? was it cold? hot? windy?
Was the mirror in someone else's house? in an office building? at work? in a public restroom? relevant?
Did the rookie mistake involve that you did not take something with you? an eyelash? a tissue?
or was the rookie mistake to put on makeup at all?

[doriana_]

Did you find in your backpack what you wanted to take out? Yes did you take it out eventually? Yes was it a piece of clothing? an umbrella? No to both
Was there a relevant time lapse between reaching into the backpack and looking into the mirror? Yes, assume 5-10 minutes
Did the makeup get smeared from you reaching into the backpack? from taking off the backpack? No to both
Weather conditions relevant? did it rain? snow? was it cold? hot? windy? All irrel
Was the mirror in someone else's house? in an office building? This at work? and this in a public restroom? relevant? Yes
Did the rookie mistake involve that you did not take something with you? No an eyelash? a tissue?
or was the rookie mistake to put on makeup at all? Yes!

[GalFisk]

Would a non-rookie: not put on any? Put on different makeup? Put it on at a different time? Such as in this bathroom rather than earlier?

[doriana_]

Would a non-rookie: not put on any? Put on different makeup? Put it on at a different time? All three are possible Such as in this bathroom rather than earlier? Potentially

[GalFisk]

Did it get smeared as you put it on? Later? Because something you did? Because something someone else did? Because of an object? Such as sunglasses? Heat relevant? Moisture? Tears? Sweating? Wind? Is it eye shadow? Mascara? Some other eye makeup? Relevant?

[doriana_]

Did it get smeared as you put it on? Later? This Because something you did? This Because something someone else did? Because of an object? Such as sunglasses? Heat relevant? Moisture? Tears? Yes Sweating? Wind? Is it eye shadow? Mascara? This Some other eye makeup? Relevant? Only insofar as mascara is easily smeared by tears

[GalFisk]

Were the tears caused by: emotion? Sand? Other dirt or debris? Other substance that got into your eyes? Onions? Other strong odor? Cold air? A cold? Stuffy nose? Allergy? Pollen? The makeup? Would a non-amateur know they would shed tears? Or suspect that they might? would an amateur not know this? Or not konw the effect it would have on the mascara?

[doriana_]

Were the tears caused by: emotion? This Sand? Other dirt or debris? Other substance that got into your eyes? Onions? Other strong odor? Cold air? A cold? Stuffy nose? Allergy? Pollen? The makeup? Would a non-amateur know they would shed tears? Or suspect that they might? This would an amateur not know this? This Or not konw the effect it would have on the mascara?

[GalFisk]

Were you at a wedding? Funeral? Baptism? Other ceremony? Movie? Theater? Concert? Other performance? Were you happy? Moved? Sad? Angry? Relieved? Scared? Distraught? Overwhelmed? Did one person cause your emotion?

[doriana_]

Were you at a wedding? Funeral? Baptism? Other ceremony? Movie? Theater? Concert? Other performance? No to all Were you happy? Moved? Sad? This Angry? And this Relieved? Scared? Distraught? Overwhelmed? No to rest Did one person cause your emotion? No

[GalFisk]

Did a group of people cause it? A company? Other entity? More than one individual? Did other people have these emotions? Were they caused intentionally? Did you expect these emotions? Would a non-rookie expect them? Sports relevant? Did your team lose?

[doriana_]

Did a group of people cause it? Yes A company? Other entity? More than one individual? Yes Did other people have these emotions? Yes Were they caused intentionally? No, but the people who caused them knew that their actions could lead to these emotions Did you expect these emotions? Yes Would a non-rookie expect them? Yes Sports relevant? Did your team lose? No to these

[GalFisk]

Did the actions cause any other relevant emotions? Did they make anyone happy? Was the rookie mistake that you didn't expect tears? Didn't expect tears to affect the mascara? Winning or losing relevant?

[doriana_]

Did the actions cause any other relevant emotions? Yes, in other people, see next answer Did they make anyone happy? Yes Was the rookie mistake that you didn't expect tears? This Didn't expect tears to affect the mascara? Winning or losing relevant? In a broad sense, yes

[BalinTheDwarf]

Was it a piece of entertainment (film, TV series, theatre) that led to the tears? Strong emotional moment or ending in the film/series/show?

[doriana_]

Was it a piece of entertainment (film, TV series, theatre) that led to the tears? Strong emotional moment or ending in the film/series/show? No to both. Keep in mind that this happened in an office building

[GalFisk]

Promotions relevant? Salary? Vacation? Negotiations? Other work-related things? A raffle? Lottery? Prizes or awards?

[doriana_]

Promotions relevant? Salary? Vacation? Negotiations? Other work-related things? This - no need to find out details, and the second part of the puzzle is pretty much solved: I cried because a work-related event made me sad and angry. When I went to the office bathroom, I noticed that my mascara had been smeared, and I concluded that wearing mascara was a rookie mistake because I could have forseen that I might cry that day A raffle? Lottery? Prizes or awards?

[GalFisk]

Did being well prepared entail having this thing in your backpack? Is the thing related to: the job? Makeup? Your appearance? Hygiene? Crying? Emotions? Is it made from: plastic? Rubber? Wood? Metal? Fabric? Fiber? Paper/cardboard? Glass? Ceramic? Hair/wool? Leather/skin/fur? Wax/oil? Bone/tooth? Food? Drink? Liquid? Gas?

[doriana_]

Did being well prepared entail having this thing in your backpack? Yes Is the thing related to: the job? Makeup? Your appearance? Hygiene? Crying? No to these Emotions? Yes Is it made from: plastic? Rubber? Wood? Metal? Fabric? Fiber? Paper/cardboard? Glass? Ceramic? Hair/wool? Leather/skin/fur? Wax/oil? Bone/tooth? Food? This Drink? Liquid? Gas?

[GalFisk]

Is it chocolate? Other snack? Other happiness-inducing food? Is it lunch? Is it sugary? Did you prepare for being hungry? For needing sugar? For needing energy? Comfort? For not being provided food for an extended time? For being deprived of a food break?

[doriana_]

Is it chocolate? Yes! Other snack? Other happiness-inducing food? Is it lunch? Is it sugary? Yes Did you prepare for being hungry? For needing sugar? For needing energy? Comfort? This For not being provided food for an extended time? For being deprived of a food break?

********SPOILER********
My job for the last 1.5 years consisted of coordinating an application for a highly competitive research funding line. Two weeks ago, the funding agency announced which projects are invited to submit a full proposal. We knew that we only had a ~30% chance of making it to the second round, so I packed a chocolate bar in case I needed some sugary comfort. When the decision was announced and we found out that our project was rejected, I was so angry and frustrated that I started crying, smearing my mascara. I know that I cry easily, so putting on mascara on a day like this was a rookie mistake.

Well done, GalFisk!